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- July 22, 1991: Beating the Summertime Blahs
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- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1991
- July 22, 1991 The Colorado
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- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- TELEVISION, Page 55
- Beating the Summertime Blahs
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- <p>Yes, the usual seasonal fare is rejects and retreads, but this
- year the networks have come up with a few off-the-wall shows
- worth checking out
- </p>
- <p>By Richard Zoglin
- </p>
- <p> Summer television: the term alone is enough to conjure up
- the hot-weather blahs. Viewers know the drill all too well by
- now. Once the May sweeps are over, the network schedules become
- almost wall-to-wall reruns, occasionally interrupted by new
- episodes of series we thought we'd seen the last of and batches
- of rejected pilots gathered into umbrella series with
- disingenuous titles like Summer Playhouse.
- </p>
- <p> For network executives, that blah feeling has become a
- recurring stomachache. Every summer the three-network share of
- the TV audience shrinks further, as viewers flee to other
- options on cable. (This year combined ratings for the Big Three
- since mid-April are down 4% compared with last year. For the
- week ending July 7, the three-network share dropped to its
- lowest level in history.) Network programmers periodically make
- noises about fighting back and introducing more fresh fare
- during the hot months. From time to time they do. But the
- financial realities--airing repeats is necessary to help
- amortize programming costs--have kept the summer largely a
- ghetto of rejects and retreads.
- </p>
- <p> Now for the good news. Even though summer pickings are
- slim, they are getting more interesting. With the audiences
- smaller and the stakes lower, the networks can afford to
- experiment more aggressively than they do during the regular
- season. So far this summer we've seen Norman Lear get religion
- (in CBS's Sunday Dinner); a former Surgeon General, C. Everett
- Koop, get a prime-time showcase (in five low-rated NBC
- specials); and CBS News invade the courtroom for a new reality
- series, Verdict. Three even more atypical offerings will debut
- in the next two weeks. Each would probably be regarded as too
- off the wall to be taken off the shelf during the cooler months.
- But two of them are worth some attention in any season.
- </p>
- <p> Hi Honey, I'm Home represents a new trend in the TV
- industry: cooperation between those instinctive rivals, the
- broadcast networks and cable. The half-hour sitcom is being
- produced for ABC by Nickelodeon, the children's cable network
- (which will rerun the episodes on its Nick at Nite channel). The
- gimmick: a wholesome 1950s TV family materializes in 1991 New
- Jersey, where they find that their sweetness-and-light
- television fantasy life (which they can revert to by switching
- themselves into black and white) clashes with the real world of
- muggers, homeless people and feminist single mothers.
- </p>
- <p> It's one of those ideas that sound cute until you see it
- in action, at which point you wish you'd never heard of it. The
- TV family members are portrayed so broadly that they go beyond
- parody into the realm of condescending camp. Mom offers
- everybody fudge and says "Oh, pooh!" when she gets upset. Dad
- smokes a pipe and thinks a woman's place is in the kitchen. The
- jokes are moronic: the '50s mom tries to use 1990s lingo with
- malaprop results ("My, don't you look squirrelly," she says,
- meaning "foxy"). And when the punkish '90s kid asks for a high
- five, his '50s counterpart, who wears a Boy Scout uniform, gives
- him $5. Oh, pooh!
- </p>
- <p> A much smarter media parody comes from Rob Reiner, the
- former All in the Family co-star turned movie director. As
- Reiner, who acts as host, explains at the outset of his new CBS
- series, Morton & Hayes, Chick Morton and Eddie Hayes were a
- popular comedy team of the 1930s and '40s. All their movie
- two-reelers, however, were thought to have been lost in a
- "tragic fire," until 100 of them were recently rediscovered in
- a vault. Each week Reiner introduces one of these forgotten
- chestnuts (with names like Society Saps and Daffy Dicks),
- restored in all its black-and-white drabness.
- </p>
- <p> The whole thing, of course, is a put-on. Reiner has
- shrewdly re-created the bargain-basement look and ham-fisted
- style of those old comedy shorts: dawdling pace (with Hal
- Roach-style music in the background), cornball jokes, elaborate
- double takes, slapstick fights with the camera speeded up.
- Typical gag: Chick, the skinny, acerbic one, tries to wake up
- Eddie, the fat, dull-witted one. He shakes him, rings an alarm
- clock in his ear and blows a bugle, to no avail. Finally, Chick
- sits down and says, "That is a nice-looking piece of cake."
- Eddie pops up and asks where the food is.
- </p>
- <p> Kevin Pollak and Bob Amaral, playing the duo, are a bit on
- the bland side, and the show's amateurishness doesn't seem to
- be entirely satire. Still, Reiner's In-jokish stunt has plenty
- of funny moments and an appealing, renegade air. A
- black-and-white parody of bad movie comedies? No network
- programmer in his right mind could expect this to be a hit.
- </p>
- <p> Reiner is only the second biggest auteur to take a crack
- at TV this summer. Stephen King's Golden Years, another CBS
- offering, is the first TV series created and (in all but two of
- its seven serialized episodes) written by the prolific author.
- From the title, one might expect another of King's nostalgic
- memory pieces, in the Stand by Me vein, rather than a grisly
- horror story, a la Pet Sematary or The Shining. It turns out to
- be neither. Golden Years is an old-fashioned science-fiction
- tale with spy-novel trappings. And pretty nifty stuff.
- </p>
- <p> The series takes place in a secret, vaguely futuristic
- government laboratory, where a mad scientist (Bill Raymond) is
- conducting experiments on tissue regeneration. When his lab
- blows up, a 70-year-old janitor (Keith Szarabajka), who is about
- to be laid off because of failing eyesight, gets contaminated
- by the chemicals. He survives, but with a difference: he begins
- to grow younger.
- </p>
- <p> That premise might be enough for a lazier author, but King
- has cooked up an array of subsidiary characters and plots to
- keep things lively. There is the preening general (Ed Lauter)
- who oversees the lab, his edgy chief of security (Felicity
- Huffman) and a government investigator (R.D. Call) who has his
- own mysterious agenda. King's mordant touches are everywhere:
- an electrified fence surrounding the lab, which fries any bird
- that lands on it; the bleakly regimented, 1984-ish atmosphere
- of the plant. Except for the janitor and his wife (Frances
- Sternhagen), every character who is introduced seems oddly
- remote, sinister or just plain screwy. Not since the debut of
- Twin Peaks has a TV series been so disorienting.
- </p>
- <p> Like one of King's long-winded novels, Golden Years takes
- its sweet time unfolding. But the result is unusually dense and
- evocative TV drama. At times the show recalls another TV
- excursion into paranoid sci-fi: The Prisoner. That short-lived
- cult hit came and went during the summer too.
- </p>
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